January 2012
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My garbage disposal eats better than 98% of the world.
– Overheard on the Goldman Sachs Elevator
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When people ask "So what do you like to do for...
Oh fuck.
Don’t say read fanfiction.
Don’t say gay porn.
Don’t say role play online.
Don’t say lulz at memes.
Don’t say gay porn.
Don’t say obsess over fictional characters.
Don’t say puzzles.
Don’t say gay porn.
Do. Not. Say. Gay. Porn.
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“CATS”
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Alternate titles for Shame:
drinkyourjuice:
Michael Fassbender’s Penis: A Study
Michael Fassbender’s Unblinking Face: A Study
Carey Mulligan’s American Accent
Carey Mulligan with a Bad Dyejob
Try to Watch Michael Fassbender Lick This Butthole While You’re Sitting Next to a Nana and Not Need to Talk About It Afterward
Different Types of Nipples
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